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I am officially inventing a new word: Dadfishing.

The Definition: The act of luring someone into a conversation under the guise of an urgent, serious, or dramatic text message, only to hit them with a terrible dad joke and trap them in a lengthy, unsolicited lecture about niche dad hobbies.

The Anatomy of a Dadfish

1. The Bait: A text that demands immediate attention.
"Please call me as soon as you get this. It’s about the garage."

2. The Hook (The Bad Joke): The dramatic buildup is immediately deflated by a pun.
"It’s completely full of my new lawn mower! Let me tell you about this deck height..."

3. The Reel-In (The Lecture): You are now trapped. You can't escape the ensuing 45-minute breakdown of mechanical specs, the history of the company, or the structural integrity of the grass catcher.

You’ve successfully been dadfished.

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Deakster: “We’re off to London!”

Mocha: “Oh no we’re not! We’re off to the treat cupboard!” 😹🎅

// Deakster

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Operation Blofeld: Licence to Purr.

Deakster and Mocha take on the 1970s Bond villain look. One secret lair, one cream suit, and one very cool cat.

The name’s Mocha. Mocha Blofeld. His mission? World domination. His human? Merely the henchman. 😂

// Deakster

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